"He's dead"

So Jared died. True story. This is how it happened: He found an egg. It looked funny so he pondered whether he should eat it or not But in the end he said "Why not?" and bit the bullet. At first it was all good But then something funny started happening The egg was actually poisonous and had he been careful enough to read the label we would have known that. And that's when he died. And that's when I employed my "Make the most of every situation" philosophy Poor Jared. It was a shame to see him go.