He kept flipping through the channels
And he briefly viewed some women's softball
"WHAT DA HELL IS DIS?!"
Then there was the epic duel of guitars. Jordan busted out a slick ditty.
And Jared tried his hand at one.
Jordan was displeased.
He retaliated with a rockin' tune of his own.
"Now that wasn't bad dude BUT...listen to this one"
"Now let me just put my index finger on the G-string and the pinky over here and the ring finger right on the..."
And all of a sudden..."YOU SONUMBITCH!!"
And he nailed Jordan right in the melon. It hurt.
"What now bitch?!"
Now Jared was free to play what he thought was the most glorious tune to ever grace human ears. It sucked.
But it didn't matter how good it was, for Jordan was resting eternally in the afterlife.
Or was he?
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