"It's incredibly complicated"

Who gets there first? Woman or man? Girl becomes woman and boy becomes man but in which order? What's most common, what's usual? It's, of course, it's not the same for each and every soul but I'm just wondering, generally, from a bird's eye view, who gets there first more often than not?

Dear Diary, I was offered the opportunity to serve God and serve others doing something I love, actually love, and I try to conceive of the level of blessing showered down upon my small and unworthy, dinky little head. And I think to myself what a wonderful world....or God. Godworld...money.

I want to write like him: