Drama anyone?

Yeesh. Dear everybody, We need to appreciate what we have because our lives are so freaking awesome. I know what's what. Let me show you the way it goes because my life is so hot. I'm wise and knowledgable. Listen to me. Stop venting. It's bad and wrong. You're wrong and I'm right. I know what I'm talking about because I'm better than you. Ya'll, I've had this revelation that we haven't been appreciative of what we have and we should be. Smell the roses ya'll! Go to your boyfriend or girlfriend and go "You're pretty. No you're pretty. Noo you're pretty" for nine hours on end. I totally know what I'm talking about because I'm so amazing. Appreciate Kingwood because it's so awesome and I'm so awesome. Sincerely, Better than you